Tuesday, 3 February 2015

WHY ARE GUYS LIKE "THAT"?

Niggas don't like their niggas to know that they could be stupid for they girlfriends; lol!


A couple of guys (girls, guys) were seriously arguing, the girls were like "You guys are all selfish, self centered and big cheats" another chick went "totally! they're steady planning how to get one other chick" the next chick was like "yeah! plus they act all madly in love around Us but they talk sh*t when they with their boys"


Mosta the guys didn't have much to say all they did was tease and laugh, buh one nigga amongst them just went (in a really mild tone) "I love My girl very very much, and She knows I do, She don't gotta care what I tell when am with My boys cos I treat Her like a woman should be treated".

another guy was like "well I love My girl too, buh I don't need to show to My friends that I do all that love stuff, can't be seen as a wuss around Ma niggas"

So after hearing this, I got a mischievous inspiration; I decided to play a prank on Ma boy Shola, that night just at the time when chicks' be cuddling and guys doing their thing, I hollad at My man, called Him with a strange number;

THE DIALOGUE

Me: Hello, goodevening, (in a Presenters Voice)

Shola: evening, who's this please?

Me: this is Mayor from kiss FM Abuja, is this Shola?

Shola: Yes please. what's Up?

Me: Mr. Shola, You're live on air, Your girlfriend Eunice said to call You and tell You that She loves You so.... (he Jumped in before I finished)

Shola: O! WOW! umm, I love Eunice so much, She means the world to Me, I want to marry Her,      please tell Her.

Me: wow, Abuja! love in the air, Mr. shola that is so sweet & Am sure Eunice is listening to this.

Shola: Yes! I love Her more than My mother, My father, My sisters, in fact more than My entire generation.

Me: hahahahahahahah!!! shola You be fool, so You mumu like this. na Me de talk I don catch You. I record this conversation.

Shola: Abeg, please give Me Your account number, no tell anybody abeg, Make I send You card now now. abeg, You na ma guy. guy abeg now.

Me: noooo! (then I hung Up)



now this prank just confirmed those Chicks' speculations, but I want to hear from You guys; whatchu think about this... Are guys like "that"???
 I think I might have a solution, lets hear what You think first.


Plus, Shola is still begging Me till today not to let our boys know How madly in love He is with Eunice.
But I will only just upload this recording in a bit.




2 comments:

  1. Lol. not all guys jhor. besides, you're making it seem the guys are bad. how about the girls giving us mixed signals, when in fact, they're engaged and about to wed?

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    1. We'll get to that too. but Ur boys know You love Your girl "stupidly"?

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